FruityBoots. 9:50 Sun Apr 28
Birds in adverts who you would smash.
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Trivago bird, in a cheap hotel room that they would need to redecorate after I’d finished.
You cunts?
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bruuuno
9:54 Sun Apr 28
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I hate the trivago bitch with a passion but would fuck the shit out of her
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Nurse Ratched
9:59 Sun Apr 28
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By 'smash', you naturally mean stammer, avoid eye contact, leave the room and cry-wank in your bed over later?
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lab
10:09 Sun Apr 28
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That brunette bird in the oxo advert . I think she may be dead now tho .
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geoffpikey
10:11 Sun Apr 28
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Hahahaha at Nurse. Magic darts.
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Briano
10:15 Sun Apr 28
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zEQLR1iV5qI
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zebthecat
10:19 Sun Apr 28
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Nurse Ratched 9:59 Sun Apr 28
Top, top work
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cholo
10:20 Sun Apr 28
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Ooooh SEX!*
*(c) alan partridge
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yngwies Cat
10:23 Sun Apr 28
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Shake n Vak
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Far Cough
10:28 Sun Apr 28
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Arf @ Nurse
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Bungo
10:47 Sun Apr 28
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Jennifer Aniston - Aveeno.
Not really a massive surprise I suppose..
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aubRM1
10:54 Sun Apr 28
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Staying with the travel theme ... the Secret Escapes bird from a couple of years back
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Cheezey Bell-End
11:20 Sun Apr 28
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Su Pollard and Lorraine Chase twos up.
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Takashi Miike
11:24 Sun Apr 28
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early bellingham in those vintage oxo adverts
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bertie
11:28 Sun Apr 28
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Aub
The secret escapes bird is a doctor in Holby city or casualty character name zacha
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Cheezey Bell-End
11:28 Sun Apr 28
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I remember Cate Blanchett doing tampon ads in about 1990 and wanting to bang her, not realising that the yobbo in my office who was teaching me my job was her brother.
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gph
11:34 Sun Apr 28
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I once read about a third of a French novel which continually referred to the ordinary sex act, not rape, as cet acte de violence mâle.
I found it extremely annoying. I suspect the author was an actual man-hating lesbian.
FruityBoots would've loved it
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joyo
11:35 Sun Apr 28
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So l bet you ended up banging him!
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eusebiovic
11:58 Sun Apr 28
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I never remember any birds in adverts...apart from the ones for custard
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geoffpikey
12:14 Mon Apr 29
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KFC.
Fucking rubbish.
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Side of Ham
12:16 Mon Apr 29
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Just about every female in those Lynx deodorant adverts tbh.
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